lelit is having a great day considering her bike crashed towards the open sewage just when she went out of her building's gate this morning, then yet another one of those blasted messengers reminded her of her so- called deadline to reconcile with her ex- boyfriend or forever hold her peace (an ultimatum of sorts from the man himself, duh! ), and lunch was not at all that satisfying... at any less auspicious day, any one of those situations would've been enough to summon the sheDevil within...but no, not today. it took a much stronger element from the deep bowels of the earth to get this baby burnin'... burnin' with so much desire to whip the living daylights out of the resident rat. fyi, this particular rat looks strangely human, speaks too, and she gets a bigger salary than most people in the office. oh well, looking over other peoples monitors from behind or lording it over the maintainance guys or dialing ones phone number to check on the maid every five minutes may not be as easy a job as it appears. presumably, that settled the pay check.and therefore, not the reason for her most recent brush with death. the sheRat, obviously bored, and eager for some action (of the yakking sort), decided to make me the subject of her exercise. and so, she proceeded, ranting and raving about me this and that... alas! enter the horned, whip- toting, SkimpyShinyBlackLeatherBikini- clad , burning hot mama in boots with legs wide open, poised for the kill... and she blurts out, god bless you lelit! in so urgent a fashion, one could tell she means the exact opposite thing (like god hit her with a lightning bolt or do whatever it would take to bring her back to hell)... i scared the rat, i light a cigarette, and smile...sheDevil safely tucked- back in :)
