The Uly Project

ok, i was bored. i needed a project and i dont mean another website. while i dont lack for male company in the office, its also one place where there are more virgins than in biblical jerusalem so a one time feel good lay was out of the question. after all, im not out to destroy any kids life, a little fun is all im wanting.

i began my undertaking. i have my eyes set on uly. quiet, timid, and seemingly oblivious to anyone and anything, he`s the perfect candidate for what i have in mind (oh, you will know about that in awhile...ssshhh). im adept at research, i know he enjoys drinking, likes good food, and he would never spend time alone with me if his life depended on it! but, he has this zit, and i know that he would be willing to do whatever to wipe it out. very casually (almost motherly, really), i presented him with a solution and he bought it!

a trip to a derma clinic, hours of malling, and several "till sunrise" drinking sessions, dinner at home, and more drinking bouts after, here he is on this pic... transformed and looking comfortably close...to me :)

hey! i can be wholesome too.